katie

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aujew:

PUT THE COKE IN THE RUBBER… make sure you bump this through some real speakers.

bob quirk

bob quirk

you wanna know who im fucking?
my money, i just married her

(via gyaradose)

(via gyaradose)

whatever

So, here is how it goes, you tag five people on tumblr ( preferably followers ) and if you are tagged you give five facts about yourself…

1. i have a prescription for liquid lortab sitting on my dresser
2. i dont think i have encountered any clones yet, but in case one day i am stuck in the situation where i have to tell the difference between one of my close friends/family members and a clone-i have started to intentionally remember specific things about our relationship that only the two of us would know (even if they are not all that important). that way, if i am stuck with a clone i can quiz them on irrelevant relationship nonsense and know that they are not the real person!
3. i love the feeling of getting a haircut
4. i can trust my dad with secrets
5. i probally eat more black beans than you drink water

five people:
jaclyn
bernager
smiley pants
nixxi
nicol ledington