January 2012
54 posts
im trying to talk smash into posting her tru life stories on tumblr to hell with snooki, i swear smash should have a tv show
smash: i really wasn't trying to be a snoop, but as soon as he handed me his phone a message popped up from "Heather" and all it said was... ":(" . and i just felt like being a brat so i got pissy and handed the the phone back to him and said, "heather is upset with you". and when he saw my reaction..
me: hahaa he started to care about your feelingS?
smash: YES HAHAHAH
me: HAHAHHA
:)
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i think christian hewitt gets my number one vote for best looking dude of all time award have you seen him nakey? he is comparable to most seventeen year old light skinned shawtys which says alot for a white guy. and even way cuter than bradley solieau and any other internet boy i think it is because he is half thug and .25 sweet and .25 baby face and 100% blonde oh yeah, and he looks good in a...
Anonymous asked: who is that tattooed boy you posted a pros/cons list of?
maybe i should record the shit my black girl friends say to me. but it is mostly just, “katie, no you didn’t” , “katie, stop” or “katie, you are crazy” hmph i ahve no idea why :-? its so weird ;-) they also don’t have tumblr
walterdavis asked: branden is a dick i have him added on fbook
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my mom sucked my contacts up with the vaccuum in between trying to figure out when that would be okay anddd nope. still trying to figure out WHEN THAT WOULD EVER BE OKAY jesus
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oh yea so yesterday a man at work read my palm he said i was going to marry at 28 to a rich man, and i was going to be his muse and we were going to have two children, one boy and one girl. and the boy is going to be a jewel thief living in paris and he is going to love his mom (me) and send her jewels and my daughter will be a sketch artist of such poor skill that she will be stuck in newport...
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