seriously, drowning in my id
days like this, i wish i had a cute boyfriend/puppy to cuddle with.
notational: Performance Excerpt 09/24/09
owenkw: i dont know! i started following you because you either started following me or hearted a bunch of mah things. so hi, i guess.
really want a big mac right meow
defeatinglinkingverbs: OOOOOHHHH KATIE PALMERRRRRRR YOUR CONNECTION IS MISSED flatter/embarrasing
i seem to be real skilled at attracting the chocolate shawtys
ashley: are you having sex tonight?
me: um, i dont know. i dont exactly plan it
ashley: yes you do. every girl does. otherwise, you would have a hairy pussy right now.
jaclynnoelle: you mizz becky? lemme know licky licky, i love dat, bro
and by the way, for a really long time i thought your name was mick. i kinda convinced my bff that your name was mick. and, for a while, we were calling you mick- but then we figured out your real name.
good luck, young lady– lowes employee to me
i tell ‘em, put some shoes on and keep my paper runnin’