March 2010
42 posts
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February 2010
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burwell asked: yeah, i can totally try it out (the virginia blue clay i mean)! i'll have to figure out what temperature it fires to, but once i figure that out it shouldn't be a problem at all!
and i think i was about to follow you in, but i was waiting on someone else to come in...who didn't end up coming in.
and i think i was about to follow you in, but i was waiting on someone else to come in...who didn't end up coming in.
me: why did mom take your phone away?
brother: how did you know my phone got taken away?
me: because i was texting you during your band practice and mom said not to bother because she had your phone
brother: you shoulda told her to give that shit back
me: yea rrright..
brother: oh well, my friend had a bunch of oxycodone and oxycotton that he was trying to get rid of, and he gave me like twenty of his pills. i didnt know what to do with them because i mean, i cant take them, im allergic to asprin.
me: uh huh
brother: so, i texted my friend to see if he wanted to buy them- and he said yea, but he didnt know where i lived. so, i went off on my bike to go meet him. and on my way out mom was pulling into the neighborhood and saw me
me: so..
brother: well, when she saw me she asked me what i was doing, and i said "nothing". and she said "go home". so i went home and she went through my text messages.. and well, ya know how t9 guesses what you say next?
me: yea
brother: well, it didnt say oxycodon. instead, t9 guessed oxy condoms
me: .....so you are in trouble for selling condoms?
brother: yea, but she also found all the pills.
me: how was your valentines day?
brother: good
me: oh, what did you do for her?
brother: a bunch of crap.. we broke up though.
me: what? why?
brother: i dont know. i wanted to see other people, and she was getting on my nerves. acting like we were getting married or some crap
me: ...oh
brother: its okay. she has moved on. i have moved on too. i know she misses me though.
me: ....
brother: i made her jealous the other day. i went to the basketball ball game with this other girl who was dressed all nice. she was staring at me the whole time
snuff daddy →
the best thing ive downloaded in the past month
having to plug your hot glue gun into a heavy duty utility extension cord is a strange thing to have to do.
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mcdonalds puts cabosil in their milkshakes to thicken them up.
i want to be a mother fucking kardashian!
bringing back the benjamins and slap ‘em across my llb
its amazing that i have normal blood sugar levels
so, i have this customer at verry berry that comes in every time i work and orders the same thing every time and tips me like whoa.. he just brought me some panda veg menus and said anytime i am hungry i should order from here- because he set up account for me. and he is going to pay the bill. um, say word? err..
me: what are you giving up for lint?
ashley: SHUT UP!!!!
im sassy and im classy, i dont make you say my name im flossy and im naughty, when im done you sayen, “dang” llb
louie: you were so wasted on new years. i was there for a half an hour and i saw you make out with like four dudes.. and they were all ugly
me: .. you think clements ugly?
ashley: do you wanna go to taco bell?
me: duh
ashley: well, if we go what are you gonna get?
me: a five layer burrito
ashley: thats it?
me: uhh.. what do you mean? it has five layers
Watch“do you think what you do is art, man?”
oh my gawd. no class? dis means i can watch modern family tonight!
rycab-deactivated20101227 asked: :(
rycab-deactivated20101227 asked: i got a question :)
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ashley: i think for spring break I wanna go visit weezy in jail
me: OKAY!!!
ashley: he is gonna be at rikers
me: oh lala, new york will be good. do you think he gets alot of visitors?
ashley: i dont know. i was thinking about that-- i might send him a nude pic and a note that says "expect me on march 15". he wont be turning down visitors on that day.
i just ate a seriously embarrassing amount of cookie dough
